Ask Mod Prussia

mezzogiornovargas:

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Prussia blinks in surprise, "A diet? I think you look fine or is it for health reasons. My Bruder hid all my snacks saying they were bad for me. Given some were forced upon me by America."
He shook his head, "As for the wine I spose there are nations who do it better." He sounded rather put out about this. "We’ll just have to strive to make improvements." *Not that he gets any say*
His red eyes sparkled as he smirked again, "I’d love to help. It will be fun and we can surprise Italy with all our good work."
He was also thinking that perhaps the two Italians would be so nice to cook some good food for him too then he could brag about it to Germany. As he thinks about this he sips the beer and indeed enjoys it.

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mezzogiornovargas:

askmodprussia:

mezzogiornovargas:

askmodprussia:

mezzogiornovargas:

I just emptied that disgusting german wine in the sink, brother.
Just so you know. You can try and keep up sweet appearances,
but we both know nobody in this house is going to drink it, just because the label states it’s ‘qualitatswein’. I’d rather drink my own piss. You can blame me if he asks about it.

*Pops up at your window* Whoa Whoa What?! I admit it probably isn’t as good as my Bruder’s Beer but how could you throw it out! At least put it in your food or something. It was probably fine to cook with. I’m sure it must go well with something. *Folds arms* Or you could have just given it to someone else…

"The H….
…Just how long have you been standing there?!”

"A while… I decided to pay you a surprise visit and got distracted. Not going to invite me inside?"

*giving him a really suspicious look*
"Very well… get your ass inside, please use the back door and not the window… the neighbors will talk and possibly shoot you if you try.
Make yourself at home, there’s beer in the fridge and wine in the sink while you wait.”

*Had concidered the window but walks in through the door.*
"Danke." *Smirks and gets himself a beer from the fridge in a very casual manner.*
"I came over on my Scooter. If I drink this though I might not be able to give you a ride. So what’s with throwing out the Wine? Doing some cleaning up around here I heard you use to make a mess of it. I’m a cleaning expert so I’d be happy to help out."

mezzogiornovargas:

askmodprussia:

mezzogiornovargas:

I just emptied that disgusting german wine in the sink, brother.
Just so you know. You can try and keep up sweet appearances,
but we both know nobody in this house is going to drink it, just because the label states it’s ‘qualitatswein’. I’d rather drink my own piss. You can blame me if he asks about it.

*Pops up at your window* Whoa Whoa What?! I admit it probably isn’t as good as my Bruder’s Beer but how could you throw it out! At least put it in your food or something. It was probably fine to cook with. I’m sure it must go well with something. *Folds arms* Or you could have just given it to someone else…

"The H….
…Just how long have you been standing there?!”

"A while… I decided to pay you a surprise visit and got distracted. Not going to invite me inside?"

mezzogiornovargas:

I just emptied that disgusting german wine in the sink, brother.
Just so you know. You can try and keep up sweet appearances,
but we both know nobody in this house is going to drink it, just because the label states it’s ‘qualitatswein’. I’d rather drink my own piss. You can blame me if he asks about it.

*Pops up at your window* Whoa Whoa What?! I admit it probably isn’t as good as my Bruder’s Beer but how could you throw it out! At least put it in your food or something. It was probably fine to cook with. I’m sure it must go well with something. *Folds arms* Or you could have just given it to someone else…

Mod Prussia is asleep in his friend’s bathtub after he partied all night. Should they turn the shower on and give him an wet wake up?(Artist: Random post as nothing in my inbox)

Mod Prussia is asleep in his friend’s bathtub after he partied all night. Should they turn the shower on and give him an wet wake up?
(Artist: Random post as nothing in my inbox)

*This is the guy who survived England’s cooking. I think he can deal with some spicy food*

*Prussia can actually be quite shy over that sort of thing*

*Gilbert is happy about being asked.* (Artist: Put your avatar in something warmer XD)

*Gilbert is happy about being asked.* (Artist: Put your avatar in something warmer XD)

I google a lot of things…

I google a lot of things…

We probably need longer sheets…